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Mount Barnaby is 3,900 metres of granite, and you'd like a pet rock. Set up your phone, go live and pat it. Friends join, then a village, then a very polite cult, while Barnaby wears down from a snowy peak to a 6 cm pebble on a velvet cushion. A cosy 16-bit idle game about patience.

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  • 90 achievements
  • About 7 to 11 hours
  • Cosy idle
  • US$2.99

In the news

  • The Barnaby GazetteLocal Person Pets Mountain. Mountain 'Doesn't Seem to Mind'.
  • The Barnaby GazetteShiny Patch Spotted on North Face. Ranger: 'Probably Dew.'
  • The Barnaby GazetteSecond Person Joins Mountain Petting. 'Thought It Was Weird,' Says Dave.
  • The Barnaby GazetteFriends of Dave Form Petting Circle. Circle Mostly Stands Around.
  • The Barnaby GazetteTents Appear at Trailhead. Campers Say They're 'Here for the Mountain'.
  • The Barnaby GazettePetting Rota Laminated, Colour-Coded. Dave on Nights.
  • The Barnaby GazetteBase Camp Becomes a Commune. Sourdough Club Formed Within the Hour.
  • The Smooth TimesIssue 1: Welcome, Pilgrims! Mind the Car Park.
  • The Barnaby GazettePetsburg Granted Town Status. Population: Mostly Petters.
  • The Smooth TimesOrder of the Smooth Stone Founded. Robes: Granite Grey. Hands: Warm.
  • The Smooth TimesFestival of the Long Stroke: the Whole Order Strokes Summit to Foot, in Unison.
  • The World's PressMount Barnaby Officially Downgraded to Hill. Hill Says Nothing.
  • The World's PressBarnaby Knoll: You Can Walk Up It Before Lunch.
  • The World's PressBarnaby Mound: Sixty Metres of Very Smooth Granite.
  • The World's PressThe Last Snow Is Ceremonially Petted Into Steam. Applause.
  • The World's PressStadium Built Round the Tor. Kick-Off: Petting.
  • The World's PressThe Wave: a Wave of Petting Goes Round the Stands. Twice.
  • The World's PressThe Monolith: Three Metres Tall, On the Big Screen Every Night.
  • The World's PressBoulder Rolls Over in Front of 20,000 Fans: 'It Wants Its Belly Done.'
  • The World's PressThe Stone Moves to a Shrine. A Queue Winds Through It.

The trailer

One minute of it

About the game

A Rock of My Own

Mount Barnaby is 3,900 metres of granite. You'd like a pet rock. So you walk up the path, set your phone on a tripod, go live to nobody, and start patting.

It takes a while. Dave turns up. Then a few friends, a book club, a commune, pilgrims, a whole village, and the Order of the Smooth Stone in their granite-grey robes. Pat by pat, Barnaby wears down: a snow-capped peak, a green hill, a tor, a boulder, and at last a rock of your own on a velvet cushion.

  1. 01

    One 16-bit valley, a whole year: sunrises, four seasons, rain, snow, starry nights and ducks over the pond.

  2. 02

    Your phone's live stream of the rock, with chat, photobombers and helpers who come up to pat.

  3. 03

    Stroke it along the grain until the mountain purrs.

  4. 04

    Doreen's shop gets richer and richer on your Donations, from a trestle table to Maison Doreen.

  5. 05

    About 7 hours to all 90 achievements, about 11 if you just let them pat.

The details

Fact sheet

Genre
Cosy idle
Platforms
Windows, Linux
Achievements
90
Length
About 7 to 11 hours to 100%
Price
US$2.99
Languages
English
System
Windows 10 64-bit or Ubuntu 22.04+; any OpenGL 3.3 graphics card; 2 GB RAM; 200 MB disk.

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